Americans Prepare to Elect a New President, According to Naughty America
It's time to put democracy in action.
This new President will rally and represent Naughty Americans everywhere. His or her official duties will include a monthly address to the country, selecting naughty appointees, and assuming the role as leader and role model for the citizens of Naughty America.
The President will be given a
Any man or woman residing in
"Anyone over the age of 18 can become President," said
The road to the Presidency will require effort and determination.
Candidates will campaign for four months, beginning
The new President will get right to work, taking office in late November and serving a six-month term.
"The position isn't for everyone," stated Thomas. "It's really for someone with a deep appreciation for naughtiness, as well as the values of our country."
All major print outlets have begun notifying their readers regarding the election. Look for notice in the
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