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Mar 20, 2013, 10:19 ET

2013 NCAA Tournament Preview

The 2013 NCAA Tournament is upon us, and we all have our ways of getting ready for it.  We all know what that means: filling out several...

Jan 16, 2013, 17:11 ET
Lance Armstrong.  (PRNewsFoto/The Klown Times (Sports))

Armstrong's Story Is a Sordid One

Lance Armstrong has finally come clean on his use of performance enhancing drugs (PEDs) in an interview with Oprah Winfrey.  Now that...

Nov 14, 2012, 15:55 ET

D'Antoni Hire Means Lakers Brass Anti-Phil Jackson (and Perhaps Kobe)

Sometimes people in sports do things that make me scratch my head. For some reason, the Los Angeles Lakers decided to hire Mike D'Antoni over Phil...

Oct 02, 2012, 07:30 ET
When it Comes to Ryder Cups, Tiger Woods Sucks.  (PRNewsFoto/The Klown Times)

Ryder Cup Is Tiger's Kryptonite

We all know about the collapse of the Americans in the Ryder Cup yesterday.  The Euros were jumping, smiling, and having their tea and...

Sep 27, 2012, 05:02 ET

Replacement Refs Damaging Goodell's Rep

The NFL has a crisis on its hands. The uproar over the continued use of the replacement referees as now reached beyond a fevered pitch. ...

Sep 06, 2012, 17:27 ET

Roddick: a Victim of Circumstances

Andy Roddick was sent into retirement last night with a a fourth round loss to Juan Martin del Potro in four sets 6-7 (1), 7-6 (4), 6-2, 6-4. ...

Aug 28, 2012, 11:54 ET

How Should We View Lance Armstrong?

Lance Armstrong was found guilty of doping by the USADA and subsequently strippped of his seven Tour de France titles. A lot of people in the...

Aug 13, 2012, 01:37 ET

Criticism of Gabby's Hair Shows How Much We Hate Ourselves

Black America has deep-set issues of self-worth that stems all the way from the days of slavery.  In fact, those issues are so deeply rooted...

Jul 23, 2012, 15:03 ET

Economically Speaking, College Athletes Should Not Be Paid

The 2012 college football season is almost here.  YES!  With each college football season comes the usual questions.  Who is the...