CARSON CITY, Nev., April 20, 2017 /PRNewswire/ -- Now that embattled television personality Bill O'Reilly is out at FOX News, Bunny Ranch brothel owner Dennis Hof is stepping up to make him a lucrative job offer that may be much better suited to his personal proclivities.
"Allegations of serial sexual harassment have finally caught up to Bill, and it actually managed to get him fired from a network that considered settling those types of suits to be the cost of doing business," says Hof, citing network head Roger Ailes' recent departure under his own cloud of sexual harassment allegations. "I've been on Bill's show many times, and we've always had good on-air chemistry. In recent years we have expanded our online presence to include multiple weekly live streaming shows from my seven Nevada brothels, and I can sure use a veteran television personality like him."
Hof asserts that while O'Reilly will likely have multiple job opportunities in the wake of his firing, this one would be perfect because given the nature of the legal prostitution business, sexual harassment is a non-factor. "I've had sex with hundreds of my prostitutes over the years," boasts Hof. "At my establishments, we're actually having sex in the workplace! Bill would be more than welcome to try to convince our girls here to have sex with him as a way of currying favor and getting ahead in the company -- but even if they don't fall for it, he can actually pay them for their sacrifices and enjoy their services at a healthy employee discount," says Hof, sympathetically adding, "Apparently he didn't have many takers at his old job, which must've been rough on his self-esteem."
In addition to all the sex he can manage, Hof is offering O'Reilly a seven $$$ figure salary, Obamacare benefits, and a lovely production assistant.
Exclaims Hof, "We're ready to take Bill O'Reilly from the 'No Spin Zone' to the 'All Sin Zone!'"
Dennis Hof is available for interviews at (775) 720-9090 or Dennis@Bunnyranch.com
SOURCE Bunny Ranch