MELVILLE, N.Y., Jan. 21 /PRNewswire/ --
Dear Conan,
It's come to our attention that you may be in the market for a new job (we have our sources). First, let us assure you that, in this economy, you're not alone. With you joining the ranks of the jobless, there are now 15.3 million and 1 unemployed Americans.
It could be a little while before you return to TV, so we thought this would be a great chance to try out a new career, and maybe even a temporary job or two. And we don't mean temporary like your last job.
At Adecco, we work to place people across all professional backgrounds and skill sets, and we think you'd be a great fit with any one of our clients. You've got some highly marketable skills, such as:
A great network – You've got a rolodex filled with people who have connections that would love to help you out. You're also great at interactive media - who ever imagined a web site about a libidinous manatee would take off the way it did?
Interviewing skills – Everyone knows this is one of the most important parts of the job search process, and you've been conducting interviews on a nightly basis for years. Note - you may want to refrain from your impressions of the boss until after you land the job.
A strong professional background – You've been pretty busy for the last couple of years, and you went to a good school, but it looks like it's time to dust that resume off because, let's face it; it probably hasn't been refreshed since the year 2000.
We've also decided to launch a survey that will allow us people of the earth help pick your next job. To view the results, just visit www.ConansNextJob.com. We've even included an option that you and Andy can do together since he'll need a job too. The website will also include a link to thousands of other great Adecco jobs that we're sure your staff will love, too.
While we think you handled leaving your previous job very well, we also feel we can offer you some valuable insight into helping you find your next one. Trust us; we do this for a living - 500,000 times a year worldwide.
Yours,
Adecco
P.S. For the record, we love the hair - you just may want to tone it down on that next interview.
About the Adecco Group:
The Adecco Group, based in Zurich, Switzerland, is the world's leading provider of HR solutions. With over 29,000 FTE employees and more than 5,800 offices, in over 60 countries and territories around the world, Adecco Group offers a wide variety of services, connecting more than 500,000 colleagues with over 100,000 clients every day. The services offered fall into the broad categories of temporary staffing, permanent placement, outsourcing, consulting and outplacement. The Adecco Group is a Fortune Global 500 company.
Adecco S.A. is registered in Switzerland (ISIN: CH0012138605) with listings on the SIX Swiss Exchange (ADEN) and on Euronext in France (ADE).
ADECCO GROUP NORTH AMERICA:
With over 8,000 full-time employees and more than 1,200 locations, Adecco Group North America connects more than 100,000 associates with over 15,000 clients every day. Every day we help our clients find the talent they need, and help solve the business challenges they face today – and will encounter tomorrow. Our clients rely on us for a wide range of workforce solutions including:
- Contingent staffing and direct-hire recruitment for large enterprise organizations across all skill sets
- Workforce solutions and consulting including Managed Services Programs (MSP) and Recruitment Process Outsourcing (RPO)
- Career transition and leadership consulting
- Specialty staffing, project solutions and consulting services
Together with MPS Group – a leading provider of professional staffing, consulting and solutions – Adecco Group North America is now the number one workforce solutions provider in engineering staffing and legal staffing, the number two provider in IT staffing and in finance and accounting, and the largest provider of MSP and RPO, managing a larger contingent workforce spend in the U.S. than any other competitor.
Additional information is available through our websites at adeccogroupna.com and adeccousa.com.
SOURCE Adecco
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