Fustercluck's Cock *Visible from Outer Space: See It
Inventors of crazed-Hillbilly 5k run and festival market their adventure race with 600 ft. cock branded in a field
LOS ANGELES, May 15, 2013 /PRNewswire/ -- Bigger is better. That's the American way. And when it comes to something really big, MAD IN THE USA, the minds behind Fustercluck know it's all about taking something big and finding the best angle to use it. The 5k Fustercluck obstacle race featuring crazed-Hillbilly kidnappers got the attention they were looking for when they placed their giant Fustercluck Cock logo in Temecula, California. Don't get your britches in a bunch; it is environmentally safe.
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*Disclaimer: We do not own a spaceship and have been unable to verify how visible the logo is from outer space. We are, however, all convinced that this is the biggest cock in the world. We are also all convinced it's way too frightening a topic to research, so let's just say Fustercluck probably has the biggest cock in the world.
Fustercluck is the clucking craziest day anyone will ever experience. Part obstacle course race, part mud run and 100% All-American dirty glory, Fustercluck has participants chased by seriously clucking demented hillbillies (think Deliverance) that give runners two options: run or squeal like a pig. Runners wear flags around their purdy little waists and dress in their finest redneck attire in hopes that the hillbillies won't notice they are from out of town and kidnap them by grabbing their flag. It's all about endurance, survival and working together as a team.
After the 5K race, everyone celebrates their hard-earned freedom at the wildest hoedown either side of the Mississippi. Runners and spectators alike participate in Redneck Games like Hubcap Hurling, a Mud Pit Belly-flop Contest, Shoot the Hipster and tons of other awesomeness like sporting Beerds for discounted beer, grubbing on some good down home cooking, dancing to live music like fools and jiggling their full bellies at Fustercluck comedians. Through all of this will emerge a legend bigger than the Fustercluck cock itself: the winner of the Redneckiest Person In MURRRICA Competition. Your mama would be so darn proud!
Register for the event and get more details at www.fustercluckusa.com
About Fustercluck
Fustercluck is the brainchild of Niall Donnelly, Fustercluck Chief Cock and Founder of MAD IN THE USA LLC, a Los Angeles-based entertainment company. Having spent more than 20 years producing entertainment events and owning some of the most popular and successful bars and clubs in the United Kingdom and Los Angeles, including Rolling Stone L.A., Anam Bar, Slim Jim's Liquor Store, Cotton and Hobbs, Aces & Eights and many more, Donnelly is an expert in helping everyone around him have fun. The Irish Times named the long-haired, red-bearded and tattooed Donnelly in the top 10 Irish "Entrepreneurs to Watch" worldwide, in large part for his unconventional creativity and vision of delivering the same kind of successful business acumen in the U.S. that he has achieved in the U.K. When he first came to America, he secured a licensing deal with iconic Rolling Stone Magazine and opened the first ever Rolling Stone Magazine restaurant and venue in the world in Hollywood, California and his last company, Bevvy, was named in the top "100 Brilliant Companies" in America by entrepreneur magazine.
Forged in 2013, Fustercluck expects more than 10,000 participants and spectators at its first event at Vail Lake Ranch in Temecula, CA on October 5th 2013. In 2014-2015, MAD IN THE USA has plans in place to take the event national.
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