New Humor Book for Frequent Flyers Delivers Antidote to Unfriendly Skies

ELIZABETH, N.J., June 28, 2011 /PRNewswire/ -- A Frequent Flyer is the abused, insulted, disrespected and sometimes a little scared business traveler who flies too much. "Frequent Flyer Humor and One-Upmanship" is a collection of humorous or incongruous short stories and one-liners to remedy that. It provides smiles and chuckles, punctuated by an occasional guffaw. It's created for the beleaguered Frequent Flyer by a former Frequent Flyer.

The chapters are:

• Reservations
• Check-in
• Baggage
• Boarding
• Passengers
• Flight Attendants
• Airports
• Airlines
• Aircraft
• Aircraft Maintenance
• Lingo Decoding
• Flight Training
• Pilots
• Pilot Quotes
• Flying
• Military Air
• Control Tower
• Landing

The sub-title "One-Upmanship" applies whenever something unknown to most people is explained.

Author

Every Sunday out. Every Friday back. For weeks, months and years. Innumerable delays and lies, contemptuous treatment by airline personnel, abrupt altitude changes, tumultuous final approaches, teeth rattling landings, extreme baggage waits because your carry-on was snatched at the door ....

In addition to countless standard aircraft and heavys, have flown in a 4-seater National Guard chopper without doors and Air Force ski equipped C-130s. A little less common was a tree branch in a landing gear, having to stuff wet washcloths into a ruptured fuselage seal and being kicked off a connecting flight with all the other passengers because the airline wanted to use it for a different trip.

Have written for Barron's, the Journal of Property Management and other publications. Been interviewed for newspapers and on TV and radio. Activities have been reported in The New York Times, Medical Economics, U.S. News & World Report and the Tax Avoidance Digest.

Available on Amazon, Barnes & Noble and http://www.FFHumor.com.

Dog Ear Publishing
ISBN: 978-145750-208-8
Paperback, 236 pages, $12.95

Contact:

George W. Stewart
FF Humor LLC
[email protected]
908/209-9999

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SOURCE FF Humor LLC