PEORIA, Ill., Jan. 21, 2016 /PRNewswire/ -- Are you ready for some news that isn't fit to print? Headlines You May Have Missed is a new ebook by Morris Brady, who during his newspaper career wrote headlines for mainstream newspapers as well as supermarket tabloids. Some of the headlines in the book:
Senator John McCain leaving for a parallel universe---- 'Somewhere out there is a place where I am young, alert -- and president'
Florida Colleges Slash Budgets----Academics out, football to stay
Jeb Bush Barred from Family Reunion---- 'Come Back After You Win a Primary' George W. Tells His Brother
TV programmer admits he's a former mental patient---- Worked undetected for three years as he led network to top of ratings
FBI Says Terror Plot Was Hidden in a Song--- Lyrics About Bombs, Grenades Gave It Away
Congressmen irate over campaign ad ----Auto maker said, 'in 1962, $20,000 would buy a congressman; today it won't buy a decent car'
NEW BEER AND FAST FOOD DIET ----You gain 40 pounds but you're too drunk to care
Headlines You May Have Missed is available from www.payhip.com/b/SX3I as well as Amazon. Headlines Reprinted by permission. (c) 2016, Heat Wave Books
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SOURCE Morris Brady